Sunday, June 20

why iii prefer liquid medicine


one thing that i have always been a big failure at is swallowing pills. though i have a friend that can literally throw a handful of pills into her mouth and effortlessly swallow them all at once i am not even capable of swallowing one average sized (okay, small) pill by itself

i swish and toss and gulp to no end and still, those damn pills get stuck in my throat or on my tongue and wont. go. down


why is this relevant? because a few days back i decided to start taking a daily multivitamin. the first day, i got nauseous. the second day, i got a stomachache. and the third day, i only swallowed 1/4 of the pill. ONE FOURTH. that's right...i cut my one multivitamin into FOUR pieces. and could only swallow one of them.

what a sad sight.
speaking of which, i recorded myself trying to swallow a piece of the pill just to prove how awful i am at taking vitamins. tomorrow, i'm buying the chewable Flintstones or gummy bear vitamins.
that's right, gummy viiitamins, i say!


AHAHAHA
that video cracks me up because
1) it shows how ridiculous i look trying to take medicine
2) that is NOT how my voice sounds in my head!
listening to myself on recordings is weiiird.

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