omgahhh! i just realized i forgot to tell you all about the most ridiculous and amazing compliment slash pick-up line i have everrr received! story time. a few weeks ago, i went out with one of my best friends {michelle} and her college roommates, who were visiting from out of town. we went to a bar named henry's to listen to some live music by a super talented guitar player and singer that we went to school with. though i contemplated bailing on the late-night shenanigans, i was really glad that i went. it was nice to get out and hang with some giiirls. and jesse is completely sexy. and for the record, i do not throw that terminology out lightly. oh, and i sat on his lap for a few minutes. hahaha. legit. anyways, the best part of the evening was on our walk to the parking garage. you see, a group of guys were sitting on the curb on the opposite side of the street as us. while crossing the intersection, one of the guys began yelling, "hey girl in the red pants! girl in the red pants! i want to buy you everything!" umm thanks, i said with a smile. "and in 25 years i want to give you half of my shit!" how flatttering. he managed to propose marriage and divorce simultaneously! while offering me monetary goods. ding! ding! ding! we have a winner, folks. it truly made my night. so thank you, random drunk-sitting-on-the-curb-guy, i'm glad you liked my red skinny pants. much love.
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